First World Problems
are minor inconveniences.
My password is temporarily blocked,
and I haven't been able to find that brand
of crackers I like.
Why do some food items appear, endear, and then disappear
The yellow plastic cap on the bathroom
cleanser popped off and went down the toilet...
course I flushed it down but worried that I might block the
pipes...It's probably at the sewage treatment plant by now.
How many days must I wait until I know
that my picture wasn't taken by the "Your Speed Is...." contraption
on Hawthorne Blvd?
I wasn't able to get the elliptical machine at the gym that I usually use. It's getting crowded
in there on the days I go most often.
Some folks don't check their email for days and I can't seem to find a morning newspaper
in the coin box anymore.
Go paperless...go paperless...go paperless..
How many passwords will it take till they know
that too many passwords have died?
Another package in the neighborhood stolen
off the front porch.
My car leaks...sometimes.
It's tax time again.