Not Like They Used To

With some help from friend Jory Aronson, a great mandolin player, here is an up dated version of my "Levi Song."

To the tune of The Streets of Bakersfield by Buck Owens...or something similar.

Levi Song

They don’t make ‘em like they used to

I won’t buy them at the store

The Levi’s I once knew and loved,

They don't work for me no more.

The fabric is by far much thinner,

It don’t last too long this way.

The blue jeans that were once a winner,

Don't hold up from day to day.

Chorus;

Levi has become the essence

Of a known phenomenon.

They have built-in obsolescence,

Corporate greed continues on.

Maybe I sound sentimental,

Perhaps a little bit berserk,

Still, I issue out a warning,

Don’t wear Levi’s when you work!

Comments

To a Tee

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Body Language

I'm sitting there in a hospital gown, waiting for my doctor to complete my yearly physical. This is when I look at everything on the walls, read the medical posters, the instructions on any equipment in the room, look in every corner and behind every chair. I study the paper on the examination table, laugh out loud at the picture of a smiling child holding a bouquet of broccoli, and the note the placement of the computer in the room. Finally, wondering if the gown I'm wearing is on correctly, I focus on myself. At this point in my life I'm fairly comfortable in a doctor's office. But it always seems to take so long when waiting for the doc to enter. So I fidget. Then I begin a tour of myself. Scars are tattoos. I look at the one on my knee and see myself at 12. Whittling a piece of wood with my Boy Scout jack knife. The blade slips and I cut a crescent slash through my jeans and into my flesh for life. 50 years later ...

Sex, Religion, and Politics

Watching TV to keep up with the news is like going to a party. Sex, religion and politics, in any order. Those are the topics of choice. We hear about "twerking," and are confronted with all manner of exhibitionism in local news. Should women be wearing yoga pants in non-yoga areas. The office, the workplace, school, church...and that's just the teachers! Religion encroaches in all the right places. Christian Mingle, the online dating service pops up on the screen during the grisliest of crime shows, the politician's speeches and the sit-coms so full of sexual innuendo that every second of canned laughter barely hides the grins, the gasps, the outcries, or the mindless guffaws. So what's the message? Are we a society and culture in decline or just rapidly changing? Probably both. I recall a student once coming to school with a most offensive tee shirt. Offensive in that the cartoon image on the front made it impossible for hi...

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